"This world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
-Horace Walpole

uggh

Had three wisdom teeth taken out today and I’m all puffy and bruised.

Only activities include:

1. Eating

       a. Jello

       b. Gogurt

       c. Broth

       d. Push pops

2. Sleep - although until I go to bed I’m not allowed to lay down so I had to sleep sitting up.  

3. TV - Family Guy, Parks and Recreation, Walking Dead, and TCMs

4. Hanging out with my parents and probably saying too much because of the painkillers. I think today I said more swear words than I have in the past 22 years infront of them.

Wait, why am I complaining? The only bad part is the bruising and puffy cheeks.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!
nicole-tries:

Gosh I love grumpy cat… Christmas… not so much.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!

nicole-tries:

Gosh I love grumpy cat… Christmas… not so much.

Terrible massacre… funny picture

Terrible massacre… funny picture

MY NEW TAT!!
compliments to Wayne Tudor at 510experttattoo

MY NEW TAT!!

compliments to Wayne Tudor at 510experttattoo

glassleafhouse:

As a Scorpio this is absolutely true.

glassleafhouse:

As a Scorpio this is absolutely true.

first night at the bar in a week with no theme. lol

first night at the bar in a week with no theme. lol

thedarkestglow:

You guys have no idea how much money I’d save because I just wanna see the cat all the time.

thedarkestglow:

You guys have no idea how much money I’d save because I just wanna see the cat all the time.

(Source: cineraria)

sexy and he knows it

sexy and he knows it

Dear shower…

Why must you get my hopes up? I think to myself, “nice tan” just to get out and realize i’m still pasty. You’re rude.  

chuckpalahniuk:

Update: The contest is now closed. Thank you for all who entered! To see our ten winners, check out a special board we created on Pinterest! 
To see all our entries, go here.
The ten winners will now each be contacted (probably via DM on Twitter) with instructions on how to claim their signed Invisible Monsters Remix tour poster. (below) Thank you all for playing. This contest was a blast and we were all seriously moved by the creativity and inspiration that was on display here. Some of you really went for it and showed just how much you love this book and it’s characters.
Thank you for that. And remember… #BRANDYLIVES.

chuckpalahniuk:

Update: The contest is now closed. Thank you for all who entered! To see our ten winners, check out a special board we created on Pinterest!

To see all our entries, go here.

The ten winners will now each be contacted (probably via DM on Twitter) with instructions on how to claim their signed Invisible Monsters Remix tour poster. (below) Thank you all for playing. This contest was a blast and we were all seriously moved by the creativity and inspiration that was on display here. Some of you really went for it and showed just how much you love this book and it’s characters.

Thank you for that. And remember… #BRANDYLIVES.